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Man Takes High Dive with Detachable Penis in Hand

Man Takes High Dive with Detachable Penis in Hand

Rapper Andre Johnson severs penis, jumps off building, but survives

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I can not make this stuff up, folks. Uh, that’s some nutty stuff… choppin’ off your penis than jumping off a building. Ok, it was only the second store but he had good intentions. How embarrassing is it though that he survived? Now he’s gonna’ take a whole lotta’ shit from his boyz.

Brings new meaning to the King Missile…

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Finally! Crimes are Easier to Commit Than Ever! Try Yours Today!

Finally! Crimes are Easier to Commit Than Ever! Try Yours Today!

So I was reading this article here…

Doreen Landstra, Elderly Woman Who Killed 3 In Car, Gets Suspended License

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And the reasoning behind the sentence completely baffled me. Now this is the woman that (you probably remember this story) that backed into a group of fellow church-goers while trying to leave the church parking lot and killed 3 of them. She is 79 years old.…

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Enough With the Gluten-Free, Cross Fit, Socialist Selfies

Enough With the Gluten-Free, Cross Fit, Socialist Selfies

I look at social media all day. Ok, well not all day but like a whole bunch of times throughout the day. Mostly because of my various jobs. I write about pop culture so I’m always seeing what’s out there. Also I do marketing so I need to know what’s out there, as well as putting stuff out there.

Anyway, in all of my social media perusing, I see a lot of trends. I can see their evolution. I see…

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Your Job Has Loved You Long Time, Now You Go!

Your Job Has Loved You Long Time, Now You Go!

People always act like it’s so tragic when an employer closes down and someone loses their job that they held for 25 years there. Girl, I’d be happy if I could work somewhere for a year before getting laid off. I used to look for a job every 6 months. I’d love to have that stability. and on top of it, you’ll get like 2,4,6,20 weeks of severance pay and all this, that, and the other comfy cushion.…

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My Adventures with Strippers

My Adventures with Strippers

I was at  a business’ client appreciation reception with a Mardi Gras theme on Tuesday night.  There were a bunch of people in attendance that I knew pretty well, so it was pretty relaxed, not stuffy.  So after a glass of wine and a nip from the Bourbon tasting table… I slipped into a stand-up set.  I just love it when you get in with a group at a party that just clicks and the one liners just…

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What’s Your Problem with Gays?

What’s Your Problem with Gays?

It has always baffled me exactly what the reason is that homophobes hate homosexuals.

The first thing people say is, “God says it’s bad, it’s in the bible!  It’s a sin!  It’s an abomination!”

A sin?  Well it’s not one of the Ten Commandments.  And we all know how much conflicting stuff there is in the bible.  Somebody said eating shrimp was an abomination in there too.  You can argue about the…

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Announcing the Title of My New Book and Trying to Outrun the Police

Announcing the Title of My New Book and Trying to Outrun the Police

Drumroll please…

I have a new book coming out.  Tentative release date, May 1st 2014.  Are you ready for the title?  Ok, here it its…

“Poverty Line Fabulous”

Yes, yes unfortunately this is a true story about my adventures in destitute-ed-ness (my new word).  It’s my story of trying to raise 3 kids alone, make an impression and get a leg up in the working world trying desperately to find a…

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